if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
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*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
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when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
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I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
SCHOOL GRADES CLASSES FRIENDS HOMEWORK MONEY COLLEGE WORK F U T U R E
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