Glitterspunk in Equestria

I blow supplies up in the air sometimes sayin’ AAAAYOOOO! Take that CATOOOO!

• president snow:LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
• peeta:TO BAKE SOME BUNS
• haymitch:DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
• effie:you’re the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we’re through
• haymitch:THAT I’LL
• MAKE A VICTOR
• OUT OF YOOOUUUU
• effie, octavia, portia and flavius:stylish as the capitol-
• cinna:BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
• haymitch:once you earn your sponsors, you’ll be SURE TO WIN
• effie:you are a spineless
• octavia and portia:PALE
• flavius:and pathetic lot
• haymitch:aND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUEEEE
• SOMEHOW I’LL
• MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
• katniss:um

lol!

(to the tune of “I’ll make a man out of you”)